Wednesday, October 28, 2015

CAMEROONIAN GIRLS WITH THEIR ATTITUDES WHEN YOU DUMP THEM

  1. When you dump a  girl from Mankon, she will create a scene out of it and disgrace you in 
  2.  public and in broad day light.
  3. When you dump a girl from Bassa, she will beat you up and make you love her again by force. Like her or not is none of her business.
  4. When you dump an Oku girl, she will take your name to all the native doctors of her land and ask them to frustrate you.
  5. When you dump a girl from Mbengwi, she will cry from January to December with your picture in her hands.
  6. When you dump a girl from Nkwen she won't even notice because you were probably the 30th.
  7. When you dump a girl from Bali, she will not bother, she will just go round and sleep with all your friends.
  8. When you dump a girl from Batibo, she will turn her bedroom into a beer palor and drink all kinds of beer until she gets high.
  9. When you dump a girl from Nkambe, in two weeks time she will invite you to her wedding.
  10. When you dump a girl from Bakossi, forget she seduces you father and become your step mother.
  11. When you dump a girl from Yaounde, she will report you to her dad who is surely in the army and you will marry her with a gun pointed on your head.
  12. When you dump a girl from Mamfe, she will burn all your properties and later ask for forgiveness.
  13. When you dump a girl from Banso,you will see her the next morning in front of your house with her elder brothers, who are surely loaded.
  14. When you dump a Bakweri girl will be of no use because, she had already dump you since.
  15. When you dump an Ewondo girl, she comes the next day and tell you she is Pregnant.

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