1. Virginity is like a Balloon , One prick and it's gone for ever!
2. Sex is like a pack of Chips, Once you start! You can't stop 😝!
3. An Exam paper is like a Dick, When it's hard! People get fucked!
4. Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money and your hardwork 😓...!
5. Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand can let you achieve it!
6. Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !
7. Fuck a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you.😳😳
8. English O/L Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we
must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse'
passed.😜😜
9. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!😝😝
10. Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS? Girl: It Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up😜😜
11. Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute😰😰
12. If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation! 😉😉
13. If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!💄😱
So basically life is 👙S$XOLOGY👙
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Monday, April 25, 2016
Sunday, April 24, 2016
QUESTION AND ANSWER TIME
Q – Why Are Condoms Transparent?
A – So That Sperms Can At Least Enjoy The Scene Even If Their Entry Is Restricted!
Q – What Is The New Aids Awareness Slogan?
A – Try Different Positions With The Same Woman Instead Of Same Position With Different Women.
Q – What Will Happen If Earth Rotates 30 Times Faster?
A – Men Will Get Their Salary Everyday And Women Will Bleed To Death.
Q – Why Do 90% Girls Have Left Boob Bigger Than Right?
A – Because 90% Boys Are Right Handed.
Q – What Is The Difference Between A Panty & A Stage Curtain?
A – When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, The Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty.. It Is Showtime!
Q – What Does A Signboard Out Side A Prostitute’s House Say?
A – Married Men Not Allowed Here. Because We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy.
Q – What Is The Similarity Between A Wife And A Chewing Gum?
A – Both Are Sweet In The Beginning But Become Tasteless And Shapeless Later.
Q – Why Is Sex Like Shaving?
A – Well, Because No Matter How Well You Do It Today. Tomorrow You’ll Have To Do It Again.
Q - Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely?
A - Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash
Q - Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?
A - Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Motion
Q - Why Do Men Wear Underwear?
A - As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time
Q - Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?
A - They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure
Q - Why Do Women Wear Panty?
A - Because State Law Says All Main-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use.
A – So That Sperms Can At Least Enjoy The Scene Even If Their Entry Is Restricted!
Q – What Is The New Aids Awareness Slogan?
A – Try Different Positions With The Same Woman Instead Of Same Position With Different Women.
Q – What Will Happen If Earth Rotates 30 Times Faster?
A – Men Will Get Their Salary Everyday And Women Will Bleed To Death.
Q – Why Do 90% Girls Have Left Boob Bigger Than Right?
A – Because 90% Boys Are Right Handed.
Q – What Is The Difference Between A Panty & A Stage Curtain?
A – When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, The Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty.. It Is Showtime!
Q – What Does A Signboard Out Side A Prostitute’s House Say?
A – Married Men Not Allowed Here. Because We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy.
Q – What Is The Similarity Between A Wife And A Chewing Gum?
A – Both Are Sweet In The Beginning But Become Tasteless And Shapeless Later.
Q – Why Is Sex Like Shaving?
A – Well, Because No Matter How Well You Do It Today. Tomorrow You’ll Have To Do It Again.
Q - Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely?
A - Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash
Q - Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?
A - Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Motion
Q - Why Do Men Wear Underwear?
A - As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time
Q - Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?
A - They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure
Q - Why Do Women Wear Panty?
A - Because State Law Says All Main-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use.
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