TYPES OF STUDENTS IN AN EXAMINATION HALL

1. THE GURUs
The first on the list is the gurus, who are the gurus? these are the type of students that starts writing immediately they are given the Question paper and answer sheet. They don't stop until the Invigilator ask everybody to submit. Everyone knows them in their Department and regard them as one of the brilliant person in class or the most brilliant but most of them always end up with bad grades. (Only God knows why).

2. THE MIRACLE SEEKERs
Who are the Miracle seekers in an examination hall? these are the Students that did not read at all but still walk into the examination hall with an assurance that answers will fall from heaven. Most of this type of Students will not enter the examination with cheat sheets but will still write far more than the person they are asking from or sitting with. (I Salute una Faith ohhh).

3. THE PADDY MAN CATEGORY
This set of students depend fully on their friends and even enemies in the same hall with them. Immediately the sitting arrangement is out, you will see them going from desk to desk asking other students where they fall. Immediately they get to hear that the most brilliant student falls in their hall, they limp for joy and of course they book the space behind the student. (Chai, Una go good for Ultimate Search).

4. THE THIEVES
A lecturer once describe this category of student as the smartest and among students this is because they manage to get their cheat sheets to their desk no matter how strict the invigilators are.
Search them from now till next year, you can never find anything on them yet, there are loads of cheat sheets with them. (GIRLS ARE USUALLY THE BEST IN THIS CATEGORY )

5. THE GIRAFFES
The list can never be complete without this category of students. From the start of the examination till everyone submit their booklets, Mr and Mrs Giraffe neck will stretch from one corner of the room to another. No matter how the invigilator catches him/her he/she will still stretch their neck
(I Hail o).

6. THE COMPLETELY EMPTY VESSELS
"Please spell APPLICATION for me" No, I'm not the one asking, it is a student in his/her final year asking you to spell Application for him during a ENGLISH 101 examination. (Bros, better go do mechanic ohh!).

7. THE PHOTOCOPY MACHINE
This set of students can copy anything as long as it is on your answer booklet. They will copy everything including your name, surname and matriculation number.
(Blood of Jesus!).

8. THOSE THAT CAME TO SIT FOR OTHERS
Do i really need to write much about this category? They are in the hall to write the examination for a friend who is sick or the person who paid them to sit for them. (Ask UB pickin them)

9. THE MIND YOUR BUSINESS CATEGORY
Yes, this category of student are the Mummy G.O's and Daddy G.O's who will mind their business throughout the examination. Call them from today till next week they will not look at you talkless of answering you. (This is the worst set of people.)

10. THE PEN EATERS
All they do is chew the cover of BIC or start eating paper all through the examination period. (Na hungry di do them abi na other thing.?)

Confession Time
Which One do you Belong?

THE MAN AT THE MONASTERY

A man is driving down the road 🚗and breaks down near a monastery⛪.

He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down.
Do you think I could stay the night?

the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner🍚🍲, even fix his car🔧🚗.

As the man tries to fall asleep💤, he hears a strange sound💬.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say,

We can't tell you. You're not a monk.

The man is disappointed😞 but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way🚗.

Some years later,

The same man breaks down in front of the same monastery⛪.

The monks again accept him, feed him🍚🍲, even fix his car🔧🚗.

That night, he hears the same strange noise 💬that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning🌞, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you😶. You're not a monk.

The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know.😖

If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?

The monks reply, You must travel the earth 🌍and tell us how many blades of grass 🌾there are and the exact number of sand pebbles🔎 When you find these numbers,

you will become a monk.

The man sets about his task.

Some 4⃣5⃣ years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery⛪.

He says,

I have traveled the earth🌍 and have found what you have asked for. There are

145,236,284,232 blades of grass🌾 and

231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth🌏.

The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk😇.

We shall now show you the way to the sound📡.

The monks lead the man to a wooden door🚪 where the head monk says,

The sound is right behind that door.

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked.

He says, Real funny. May I have the key🔑?

The monks give him the key🔑, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone🚪.

The man demands the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key🔑, and he opens it, only to find a door 🚪made of ruby.

He demands another key 🔑from the monks, who provide it.

Behind that door is another door🚪, this one made of sapphire,

So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,

silver,

topaz,

and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, This is the last key🔑 to the last door.

The man is relieved to know end🏁.

He unlocks the door🔓,

turns the knob,

and behind that door he is amazed 😳to find the source of that strange sound📡




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☝😐😶But he can't tell you what it is because you're not

 a monk
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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