Monday, April 25, 2016

TRUE LIFE SIMILITUDES

1. Virginity is like a Balloon , One prick and it's gone for ever!

2. Sex is like a pack of Chips, Once you start! You can't stop 😝!

3. An Exam paper is like a Dick, When it's hard! People get fucked!

4. Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money and your hardwork πŸ˜“...!

5. Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand can let you achieve it!

6. Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !

7. Fuck a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you.😳😳


8. English O/L Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.😜😜


9. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!😝😝

10. Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS? Girl: It Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up😜😜

11. Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute😰😰

12. If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

13. If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!πŸ’„πŸ˜±


So basically life is πŸ‘™S$XOLOGYπŸ‘™
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