**Some crazy questions people sometimes ask**
- Someone calls you at 2A.M (past Mid-night) and ask you "Are you Sleeping??"
Answer: No I'm picking beans to cook corn shafts . . . Nonsense! - Its raining and someone notices you going out, yet ask "You are going out in this rain??"
Answer: No in the next one . . .Rubbish! - You're Making out with a girl, you finish touching her breast and now going down to touch her pants she ask "What are you trying to do . . .??
Answer: Sorry baby, i want to wash them for you . . . Idiot! - They are seeing you coming out of the bathroom, wet and yet they ask you "Did you just have a bath??
Answer: No I well into the toilet bowl! . . .Na yi wet me! - You are standing right in front of an elevator on the ground floor going to your office, and yet they ask "going up?"
Answer: No I'm waiting for my office to come down and get me . . . Bad luck man! - Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him "Are those flowers??"
Answer: No baby, there are carrots . . . Dull thing!! - You are in the toilet and you lock the door, someone knocks the door asking "Is anyone there??"
Answer: No na the shit come lock the door . . . You fool! - You are in a queue at the cinema to buy tickets, yet a friend sees you and ask "What are you doing here??"
Answer: I'm here to pay my school fees . . . Ewu! - People see you lying down with your eyes close, and yet they still ask "Are you sleeping?"
Answer: No I'm learning how to die . . . You Juju! - You are watching a movie and someone asks you " You di watch film?"
Answer: No a di practice witchcraft . . . you yam! - There see you coming home in the afternoon(Normal school closing time) in uniforms and yet they still ask you "You coming back from school?"
Answer: No I'm coming back from the market . . . Na weti sef!
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