Thursday, October 15, 2015

WELCOME TO MY COUNTRY CAMEROON

  1. Its only in Cameroon where Jesus sends you a whats-app message and threatens you if you don't forward it to others.
  2. Its only in Cameroon where pastors and preachers are more funnier than comedians!
  3. Its only in Cameroon where one person will occupy 5 offices while others have none.
  4. Its only in Cameroon where tax paid on outdated cars is less than those on fashion cars.
  5. Its only in Cameroon where a man's wife calls him by the amount he gives her.
  6. Its only in Cameroon where people after withdrawing money from the Bank's ATM MACHINE, stand there to count the money again.
  7. Its only in Cameroon where every boy protects his sister from his friends but wants to have someone's sister.
  8. Its only in Cameroon where ladies wear classy heels with slipper in their bags as rescue.
  9. Its only in Cameroon where a blind has a driving license to drive Caterpillar "A".
  10. Its only in Cameroon where cassava farmers double the price of Garri and say..."the economy is hard oo"
  11. Its only in Cameroon where you fine out that there are more taxis than private vehicles.
  12. Its only in Cameroon where blind people can identify counterfeits.
  13. Its only in Cameroon where the youths will complain of poverty and unemployment but still stay up late at night in bars and snacks drinking out their senses.
  14. Its only in Cameroon where you see fathers of 80 years trying to build "house for the old" for people of 50.
  15. Its only in Cameroon where you fine a civil servant occupying a post in the government for more than 50 years.
  16. Its only in Cameroon where the youths will complain of the government but will not want to vote when the time comes.
  17. Its only in Cameroon where the female football team does better than the male football team.
  18.  Its only in Cameroon where a policeman will see a goat and call it cat with all conviction.
  19. Its only in Cameroon where the youths want high paid jobs but are not ready to work 12 hrs a day.
  20. Its only in Cameroon where people will say i criticize a lot after reading this post. But I'm just saying.

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