WHAT A HUSBAND TOLD HIS WIFE ON THEIR WEDDING NIGHT

My wife, everyone has gone home. The music is quiet, the celebration is over. Our wedding was beautiful but it is now in the past. We have finished the wedding Ceremony, it is now time to build our marriage. All that is left now is the two of us… What we will become tomorrow, starts from tonight. Our life is no longer the same.
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There was a day you put on one red dress… You looked so beautiful in it. That Day I wanted to just touch you! We were in the Cinema and I was so tempted. I wanted to just take you outside and kiss you but I couldn’t. Guess what? Now I have you forever, I can do that everyday. Before I take off your cloth and make love to you…
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Let me tell you few things. I have nothing to hide from you from this day. My phone, you can use it like your own. You can access my facebook, my twitter and my Instagram From today, I have become a child.
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For the past five years of my life, I have been a man. I wake myself up in the morning, sometimes I go to bed hungry, I do things the way I want to. I come home whenever I want to but all that ends today. From today you become my mother, who will scold me when I come home late, a mother who will wake me up at six to go work, a mother who will ensure I don’t sleep hungry. I am glad I have a mother in you. I hope you will be a good mother? Don’t be too harsh and I promise I won’t be too stubborn.
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Sometimes I will give you headache but I promise, I will also be the cure of every headache. When my parents died, I looked after my brothers and sisters. I was like a father to them. So i will not have Any problem being a father to you!

THIRTY RULES EVERY GODLY WOMAN MUST FOLLOW.

1.  Never raise your voice for any reason to your husband. Its a sign of disrespect. (Prov 15v1)
2. Don't expose your husband's weaknesses to your family and friends. It will bounce back at you.You are each other's keeper REMEMBER.(Eph 5v12)
3. Never use attitudes and moods to communicate to your husband, you never know how your husband will interpret them. Defensive women don't have a happy home its a fact.(Prov 15v13)
4. Never compare your husband to other men, you've no idea what their life is all about. If you attack his Ego, his Love for you will diminish.
5. Never ill treat your husband's friends because you don't like them, the person who's supposed to get rid of them is your husband.(Prov 11v22)
6. Never forget that your husband married you, not your maid or anyone else. Do your duties even if it may not be easy sometimes.(Gen 2v24)
7. Never assign anyone to give attention to your husband, people may do everything else but your husband is your own responsibility.(Eph 5v33)
8. Never blame your husband if he comes back home empty handed. Rather encourage him, by that doing you give him the strength to do so next time.(Deut 3v28)
9. Never be a wasteful wife, your husband's sweat is too precious to be wasted.
10. Never pretend to be sick for the purpose of denying your husband sex. You must give it to him how he wants it. Sex is very important to Men, if you keep denying him, it is a matter of time before another woman takes over that duty. No man can withstand sex starvation for too long(even the anointed ones) (SS 7v12)
11. Never compare your husband to your one time sex mate in bedroom, or an Ex-lover. Your home may Never recover from it if you do.(SS 5v9)
12. Never answer for your husband in public opinion polls, let him handle what is directed to him although he may answer for you in public opinion polls.(Prov 31v23)
13. Never shout or challenge your husband in front of children. Wise Women don't do that.(Eph 4v31)
14. Don't forget to check the smartness of your husband before he checks out.(Prov 12v4)
15. Never allow your friends to be too close to your husband.
16. Never be in a hurry in the bathroom and on the dressing table. Out there your husband is always surrounded by women who took their time on their looks.( 1 Sam25v3)
17. Your parents or family or friends do not have the final say in your marriage. Don't waste your time looking up to them for a final word. You must Leave if you want to Cleave.(Luke 21v16)
18. Never base your love on monetary things. Will you still submit to him even if you earn more money than him?
19. Don't forget that husbands want attention and good listeners, never be too busy for him. Good communication is the bed rock of every happy home. (Gal 6v9)
20. If your idea worked better than his, never compare yourself to him. Its always teamwork.(Gal 6v10)
21. Don't be too judgmental to your husband. No man wants a Nagging wife.(Eph 4v29)
22. A lazy wife is a careless wife. She doesn't even know that her body needs a bath.(Prov 24v27)(Prov 20v13)
23. Does your husband like a kind of cooked food?, try to change your cooking. No man jokes with food. (Prov 31v14)
24. Never be too demanding to your husband,enjoy every moment, resource as it comes.(Luke 11v3)
25. Make a glass of water the very first welcome to your husband and everyone entering your home. Sweetness of attitude is true beauty. (Prov 31v11)
26. Don't associate with women who have a wrong mental attitude about marriage.(Prov 22v14)
27. Your marriage is as valuable to you as the value that you give it. Recklessness is unacceptable.(Heb 13v4)
28. Fruit of the womb is a blessing from the Lord, love your children and teach them well.(Prov 22v6)
29. You are never too old to influence your home. Never reduce your care for your family for any reason. (Prov 31v28)
30. A prayerful wife is a better equipped wife,pray always for your husband and family(1 Thess 5v17)

SOME LIES PEOPLE SOMETIMES BELIEVE IN

1. When one of your eye start shaking they say your going to cry or see some one u haven't seen 4 a long time. Poor health condition seek medical attention.
   
2.  When walking and you kick one of your toe they say it good or bad lock. U were moving with your eyes closed be focused.
   
3.  When eating and you bite your lips they say someone is calling your name. Stop fighting with the food it won't run eat gently no one is calling your name. Call the name of the person standing next to you then ask if he or she her bit her lips .
   
4.  Every time you brush your  teeth and see blood stop thinking it's because u brush it well its because you haven't brush it for the past one or two days. Brush after meals.
   
5.  When the rain is falling heavily don't take your food and throw to the rain thinking it will cut. Just follow the news for your whether conditions. Stop blaming your great grand fathers allow their soul to RIP, the are not going to eat the food your throw.
   
6. When drinking your palm wine or beer as the case maybe, don't throw some on the grown saying "This one is for the ancestors". Frankly, the ancestors are dead and where there are, there don't need wine or beer. Stop wasting your beer.
   
7. When your have a dream about someone at night and u wake up and say "how could this person be in my dream?". It's because through out the day your have been thinking about that person and don't blame anyone it's all your thoughts.
   
8.  For the girls when u get pregnant stop using the phrase " he got me pregnant"  you got yourself pregnant you were not raped, so don't blame him. You did open your legs and scream nicely like uhhh oh. Yes you did, don't even deny it.
   
9. When you get married don't take your husband's name it's not a must what a man can do a woman can do more better. Haha . smiling.
   
10. When you undressed each other to have sex also dress up each other. it is more moralistic than undressing each other. Try to show some manners, where you born in the house, train in the forest?.
    
11. When you have sex in your dream don't blame the poor devil. You wish u had one during the day. The devil is not always responsible for your "evil" deeds, you are sometimes.

I HOPE -- BY FEMENCHA AZOMBO FABRICE.

1. That all those who use to steal my bread my mum always puts in my bag in primary school have succeeded in stealing from the world bank.
   
2. That that head boy who use to threaten me to give him my long break money else he will write my name on the list of noise makers is now a senior head boy (governor).
   
3. That those boys who use to use my legs as "petit goal" just because I had curve legs are now playing in real Madrid and Barcelona.
   
4. That those my mates who always refuse to give me double sheet to write a test or an exam are still using the book now!
   
5. That those my mates who refuse to give me their note books to copy notes when I was late for a class are owning real notebooks from Microsoft and Macintosh.
   
6. That all those who refuse to give me one pen each time I asked "class who have 2 pens please" though there had 2 but refused to give me one are signing million dollar contracts with those pens.
   
7. That all those elders in school who use to tax me on my belongings are now working in the tax office.
   
8. That all those people whom during examination refuse to open their paper for me to see an answer are now working in the CONAC (Commission Nationale Anti Corruption).
   
9. That Those girls in primary school who use to refuse to be my girlfriends (after eating my bread on long break , oh Lord have mercy) just because I was not the head boy are now married to or dating ministers and governors.
   
10. That all those girls who rejected or maltreated me(in a relationship) are now in save and secure relationships.

God bless you all because you all made me who I am today ( a wiser version of me).