Some Stupid things people sometimes do
- You got a babe's number and you use "chick" to store her name in your phone, is her mum a fowl?? -- Nonsense!!
- You bought roasted fish for your woman, she ate everything and you ate just the onions and licked the pepper, are you a veterinarian?? -- You Goat!!
- You ask a girl what she wants, she said money and you're angry. Where you expecting her to say wisdom and understanding?? -- You no normal!!!
- You are with your guy on date, and yet you're
always on the phone discussing, are you and MTN customer care agent?? -- Na weti sef!!!! - You take you're girl friend to the club everyday, then you get married to her and you want her to stop going to the club. Where you expecting a miracle?? -- Hah!!!
- Your girl friend dumps you for a rich man and you call her gold digger, but your sister did the same to another guy and you give a testimony in church "Na God di won ohhh!!!". Are you normal?? -- Make thunder no fire you, ewu!!!
- You meet a girl on the street and you want to date her. You take her to the top flour of Eco-Bank in Molyko where an ice-cream cost 5000frs for about a week. Then later you want to take her to Bonga Juice where an Ice cream cost just 500frs, when runs, because your broke u get angry. Tu pense que tu est venir a molyko pour fait le beau?? -- Kala Kala!!!
- You are dating a Student, and yet you keep asking him for money:"Baby i want to do my hair, Baby i want to buy perfume, Baby my father had an accident, Baby . . . Is his father Dangote??? -- Wonders
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