The Couples Bed Code(Just for fun). :-)

• Article 1: The bed being a sacred place, a woman must never turn your back on her man when there are both in bed.
• Article 2: In bed, the woman shall never throw the arm, nor the feet of her man if the arm or feet of the later happens to come in contact with her.
• Article 3: If the woman is angry during the day, Article 1 shall apply at night .
• Article 4: The woman shall not ware any night ware before sleep(It is not necessary) : if she wares any, then she cannot ware any pants nor bra(She must reduce the number of steps needed to get to Jerusalem).
• Article 5: If the man is sleeping too much at night, the woman must cough hard enough to wake him up: if he does not wake up, then she has the obligation to him under his pants until it hurts enough for him to wake up and perform his duty: If the man does not get up after 3 hits, then Article 4 MAY apply.
• Article  6: When the woman is tired due to excessive work during the day, then the man must do her a massage in bed with love, softness, gentleness, dexterity and tenderness and this activity must end by an absolute moment of silence. If the man does not comply, then Article 1 shall not apply.
• Article 7: While in bed, the couples must resolve all their problems and divergences with love and respect before sunrise: If one night is not enough, them Article 1 shall not apply, Article 2 shall not apply, Article 3 shall not apply, but Article 4 shall apply for that night, until the all problems are solved in a peaceful and pacific manner(NO Third party maybe involved).
• Article 8: At 4H35Min in the morning, each person must wake up and do his or her usual chores: failure to do so will result to a fine the next night(Article 2 shall not apply).
• Article 9: The bed is referred as the "THE GARDEN OF EDEN" where each party must perform his or her responsibility at least 7 times a week(Meaning at least once a day).
• Article 10: If the kickoff is difficult, then the woman must use tools(like hands maybe) and ingenious techniques to favor a good and peaceful  atmosphere necessary for harmony.
• Article 11: All the above mentioned ARTICLES are applicable to all type of couples, married or unmarried without any age distinction. Parties whose rights are been may bring forth the case in front of the high judge(Me) for judgement.