Some Usefull African Proverbs

1. He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Jaymiah (1904).
   
2. He who fully unwraps a sharwama completely before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864).
   
3. Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).
   
4. Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member - William Shakespeare (1788).
   
5. Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904).
   
6. He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues  -Alexander the III (1709).
   
7. He who refuses to classify Agege bread n Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - President Mugabe (1931).
   
8. Anyone that can kill a chicken by cutting its throat without feeling sorry for it is capable of joining Boko Haram – President Mouhamadou Buhari (2012)
   
9. Anyone that says money cannot buy happiness is probably a poor man – Aliko Dangote (2014).
   
10. Anyone that can dry shit, without squeezing his face is worst than me – Aboubakar shekau (1994).
    
11. Any man who drinks palm wine without squeezing his face,is capable of murder....obasanjo(1999).
    
12. Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty - Queen Elisabeth (1893).
    
13. Any man that dates a girl with big boobs and doesn’t squeeze it can surely be trusted with money – Femencha Azombo Fabrice(1980).
    
14. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut Prudence Plus condom not yet hungry- Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947).
    
15. No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot even boil a coco leaf. -Issa Tchiroma (2013).
    
16. Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit -Bola Tinubu (2011) .
    
17. Any woman that claims all men are dogs should be awarded a medal for perseverance. She had the power to take it doggy with all men -- Suzy Brown (2015).
    
18. The woman that will tell me she is on her period after eating my suya, shawarma, beer and pizza has never met a Bamileke man – Tcheutchoua Steve (2015).
    
19. Anyone that didn’t cut grass while in primary school was definitely born after Paul Biya Junior -- Femencha Azombo Fabrice (2013).
    
20. Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain (dodo) without tasting any – Chantal Biya (1872).